ESPN announcers

Watching the Cards-Padres game--Question of the day:
Can Joe Morgan announce a game without:
a) mentioning the Negro league, Jackie Robinson, or how great Barry Bonds is?
b) mentioning the Reds teams he was a part of?
c) generally sounding pompous as all heck?

Answers: No, no, and NO.

I want to stick a baseball in this guy's mouth and choke him on it.